My mom trying to be nice set my DVR to record new Sherlock episodes. Because she knew I liked it.
What she didn’t know is why I burst into tears
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“We are, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. We’ve been in the air now for about a week, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So, if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories, or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.”
(Cabin Pressure 2.06: Limerick)
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For some reason this is hilarious
Come on, hands up. Who forgot to pick Benedict up from school?
Oh fuck. Bugger. Shit. Benedict, i’m so sorry. It was me, i was doing my nails and shaving my legs.
I bet this is what he looked like when they were filming the scenes of Reichenbach where he was already dead. And his inner monologue was all, “Kill my character. Throw me off a roof. Put me in a deerstalker. Leave me here while Martin gets to cry.”
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the spider’s web remains….
I dedicate this one in particular to Ina, who first prompted me to do Moran/Moriarty spray painting stuff *w* INA LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED.
<3 <3 <3 i will never get enough of mormor fanart.
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Fun fact: This was improvised. The building was meant to explode and come down in one go and the crew had one take to get it right. When the explosions malfunctioned, Ledger reacted in character, and Nolan urged his crew to keep filming. By pure chance, it resulted in one of the greatest moments in the movie, and a moment that perfectly showcased Joker’s anarchic nature and Ledger’s sheer talent.
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my little brother has mastered the fandom crossover...
- me: *sitting on the porch by the pool, grading papers*
- bro: *pops out of the water* HEY.
- me: .....yes.
- bro: You know if Martin was at Hogwarts, he would be in Hufflepuff.
- bro: *submerges*
- me:
- bro: *pops up again* He would be that one guy who always tries out of the Quidditch team and fails. Because all he wants is to fly. And then one day he finally gets to play because he's second string, and probably fails miserably but at least he got to fly.
- bro: * submerges again*
- me:
- me:
- bro: * splashes to surface * *gasp* OH. And Arthur would be Hufflepuff too, except he'd be the guy at the bottom running around and giving everyone water, and saying "GREAT JOB MATES" and "BRILLIANT" but he'd probably be saying it to both teams.
- bro: *goes back to swimming again*
- me:
- me: ...... did my little brother just write a Cabin Potter fic while swimming.
- bro: *very gurgly* You should really draw that as a picture or something.
- me:
- me: I have created a Fanboy.
A quick phonecall where Moran has to be discreet
I stole this prompt from Anglo & Doodles and Mormorized it. Cuz I need to practice dialogue between these two.
Anglo’s brilliant Mystrade version here
Pairing: Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran
Rating: Teen? Mature? Depends on how sensitive you are.—
Bzzzzz. Bzzzzz. Bzz-
“Moran.”
“Hey there, tiger.”
“For the love of… Boss, I’m busy. What do you need?”
“I need you.”
“I’m in the middle of a meeting. You know this. You’re the one who bloody sent me here.”
“Thought you might need something to spice it up. Meetings are boring – ”
“Boss…”
“– and I’m bored. So talk dirty to me.”
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I’m not kidding when I say I didn’t touch them,
i just pressed pause when I saw this arrangement.
picture is by sexlock
Oh god, Mycroft’s approving look! *falls over laughing*
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